Six Sentence Sunday #8!

Heyyyyyy there! Welcome to my blog! Why don't you take off your coat and stay a while? I'm a pretty entertaining gal, even if I do say so myself. *dances* *juggles* *sings karaoke* Sooo, you wanna see my six? Okay, I suppose. The following excerpt is from a story called Human Touch. It's about two women touring a penis museum. *nods* Oh, and there's a really cute curator named Clinton. Like the alliteration? I did too. :D


            “Apparently bulls sport one of the largest penises in the animal kingdom. This particular specimen measures 2.5 feet in length.”

“Whoa,” Julia said, "I think I’m gonna become a rodeo clown."

Her friend shook her head. “And it’s not a penis, it’s a pizzle.”

“I prefer the term purple-helmeted warrior of love.”  

Did you enjoy that? I hope so! Human Touch is but one of the wonderfully creative (and dirty) stories featured in the soon-to-be-released Passionate Exhibitions anthology from Turquoise Morning Press. Look for this one in early October! And stay tuned for more deets!

Also, also! If you'd like a chance to win a free e-copy of my debut release, Blind Faith, you better hurry! Today's the last day to enter my super-fun contest! Clicky the linky!

Thanks for coming! Hope to see you soon! Buh-bye! :)