Here's the premise for Nutcases: It's the year 2033. Since so many people have developed allergies to peanuts in this century, the government has banned peanuts and all peanut-related products, including (*gasp*) peanut butter. Side note: I think that was the most anyone has ever used the word 'peanut' in a sentence. Well, as you can imagine, Morgan, my heroine, refuses to live in a world without PB. So, with the help of my hero, Clark, they build their own peanut-butter-making machine in the secret basement of her home and begin the business of bootlegging. Also, they share a few pb kisses, etc, etc.
And here's an excerpt:
When she turned back to him he was stark naked. No sense in
wasting precious time. The smile that lit her face confirmed he’d made the
right move. She sashayed closer, her eyes trained on his cock, and it jerked in
response.
Her hand reached out and gently stroked his balls. He
clenched his jaw and focused on breathing.
“Nice nuts” she murmured.
He chuckled, lifting her chin so their eyes met.
“Don’t eat them.”
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On Friday I celebrated my champagne birthday (31 on the 31st). The best part of my day, besides the cake made from cupcakes from my co-workers, was being carded at the convenience store when I bought a lottery ticket. It's possible the guy was flirting with me, but I prefer to think that I still look 18. :D Wishing you all a spectacular week! Enjoy the Superbowl, or at least the commercials!
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Nice nuts!!! *dies*
ReplyDelete:D *grins* Thanks for reading, Eleri!
DeleteAllergic to nuts? Not at this moment. You combine humor with heat so well.
ReplyDeleteThat's actually the best compliment I could ever receive! Thank you so much, Charmaine! :)
DeleteCheeky exchange between two likable characters, he's just thwarted her possible next move! Glad you enjoyed your birthday!
ReplyDeleteHee! That's so true. But if the woman really wants some nuts, I don't think any words of warning are gonna stop her. lol. Thanks, Gemma!
DeleteHappy Birthday! and this snippet was SO hilarious....love it.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Veronica! So happy you enjoyed it! :)
DeleteGiggles- love the nuts line!
ReplyDelete:D So glad! Thank you, DK!
DeleteI love how you combined humor and hotness. Can't wait to get to the peanut butter!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, Alexis! I can't wait either! ;)
DeleteNumber 1 on my list today! Your excerpt is super steamy and humorous, it really is a one-of-a-kind talent you have, Evelyn. :)
ReplyDeleteAww, thank you so much, Dana! You just made my day! :)
DeleteHow about if she just licks them a little? LOL. Enjoyed the humor.
ReplyDeleteHa! That works too. :D Thanks, Cara!
DeleteAnother wonderful excerpt and another fabulous birthday! <3
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, Mags! <3
DeleteYour snippet is fun! They usually are. You have a knack at writing great play banter between people. :-)
ReplyDeleteHappy wewriwa birthday, Evelyn! You haven't missed a week I don't think. And happy champagne birthday, too! Good for you--getting carded ;-) lol
Wow, thank you so much, Teresa! That means a lot to me! I'll try to get carded next year too! ;)
DeleteHa! Cute snippet and always the reference to peanut butter. :) Good one!
ReplyDeleteThe Murders of Polly Frisch
Thanks, Cindy! I'm a helpless PB addict and this story has only made it worse. lol. :D
DeleteOh golly. I have to admit that your writing style just tickles my nutty bone ; ) Every week, I anticipate this story. I love how you shell out such creamy goodness!
ReplyDeleteHa! You're a punny girl, Millie! Thank you so much for the delicious comments! ;)
DeleteLove the banter. It's nice to have a reason to smile--and characters that like a laugh, too. And there's sooo many ways she could respond to his last line...
ReplyDeleteHee! So true, Caitlin! You'll have to wait till next week to see what she says/does in response. :D Thank you!!
DeleteA corny line, but it works great for your story!
ReplyDeleteAs the old Almond Joy & Mounds jingle went. "Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't." Now you've gone and done it. I'm thinking of joy, mounds , and nuts. Thanks for the thought provoking snippet.
ReplyDeleteWonderful punning there.
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