Here's the premise: It's the year 2033. Since so many people have developed allergies to peanuts in this century, the government has banned peanuts and all peanut-related products, including (*gasp*) peanut butter. Side note: I think that was the most anyone has ever used the word 'peanut' in a sentence. Well, as you can imagine, Morgan, my heroine, refuses to live in a world without PB. So, with the help of my hero, Clark, they build their own peanut-butter-making machine in the secret basement of her home and begin the business of bootlegging. Also, they share a few pb kisses, etc, etc.
And here's an excerpt:
He waited for her to fill her spoon too then together they plunged them into their mouths.
It melted on his tongue, the salty sweetness teasing his
taste buds with a hint of what used to be. Chunky, of course. There was nothing
smooth about this woman, besides her silk-textured skin. She had killer curves, a crooked smile that made him crazy, and a home with more twists and turns than the
country road he drove in on.
His spoon hit the floor with a clatter as he
swept her into his arms and kissed the living daylights out of her.
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Every time I share an excerpt from this story I feel an overwhelming desire to bury my face in a jar of peanut butter. Anyone else? No? Okay, then. Carry on. :D Actually, I have one awesome piece of news to share before you leave. On Friday I officially signed on to teach another semester at Nepean High School! I'm also the new head coach of the junior girls volleyball team! I'm doing my best to control my Sue Sylvester-esque tendencies, but I may or may not vomit down the backs of our opponents. Have a wonderful week, all!
I love the transition between his tasting the peanuts butter and his vision of her.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Linda! Glad you enjoyed that! :)
DeleteThat was hysterical. I'm still laughing. Wonderful description and OMG so freaking funny. Thanks for that.
ReplyDelete:D So, so happy to hear that! I love to make people laugh! Thanks, A.S.!!
DeleteDelicious is one word that comes to mind re: your eight and funny. Love it.
ReplyDeleteGreat to know! Thanks, Charmaine! :)
DeletePeanut butter fuelled passion - love it! You really know how to make things fun, Evelyn. :) Congrats on your work news, as well. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Debbie! I'm so happy you think so! And thanks for the congrats too! :)
DeleteGood thing there are no allergies for this couple :)
ReplyDeleteNo kidding! That could certainly put a damper on things. ;) Thanks, Anne!
DeleteFun snippet full of character!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Gemma! :)
DeletePeanut butter...yummm. LOL!
ReplyDeleteMy sentiments exactly! Thanks, Eleri! :)
DeleteI'm on my second jar of peanut butter since you've started feeding us these snippets. I like mine nice and smooth though, if ya know what I mean! Appreciated getting a sense of Morgan through Clark's eyes. And is kissing the living daylights out of her similar to kissing the bejeesus out of her? Just wondering. Huge congrats on your 2nd semester contract! Whoohoo!!!!
ReplyDeleteHee! I prefer chunky myself. ;) Kissing the living daylights is right on par with the bejeesus. That was an excellent question, though. Thank you for the congrats, and thanks so much for reading! Hope PB is on sale this week! :D xoxo
DeleteVery hot, very ummmm chunky and I LOVE it! Great excerpt!
ReplyDeleteHee! Chunky is the new sexy. ;) Thanks, Veronica!
DeleteI gotta go get some chocolate to dip in my peanut butter! This was friggin' awesome!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Get me some too! So, so thrilled you enjoyed it, Millie! :D
Deletecongrats on the job extension :) I love that PB on a spoon launched what is about to be a hot sex scene. LOL
ReplyDeleteIt's almost poetic, isn't it? ;) Thanks for the comment and the congrats, Michelle!
DeleteWho knew peanut butter could be so sexy? Great eight, Evelyn!
ReplyDeleteOh, I think I kinda knew. ;) Thanks so much, Kate!
DeleteWell, hey, embrace the things you love. :)
ReplyDeleteI bet he could compare her to smooth peanut butter, too. He's got it bad.
Now I want peanut butter too!
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