Sunday, September 2, 2012

Six Sentence Sunday #8!

Heyyyyyy there! Welcome to my blog! Why don't you take off your coat and stay a while? I'm a pretty entertaining gal, even if I do say so myself. *dances* *juggles* *sings karaoke* Sooo, you wanna see my six? Okay, I suppose. The following excerpt is from a story called Human Touch. It's about two women touring a penis museum. *nods* Oh, and there's a really cute curator named Clinton. Like the alliteration? I did too. :D

            “Apparently bulls sport one of the largest penises in the animal kingdom. This particular specimen measures 2.5 feet in length.”
“Whoa,” Julia said, "I think I’m gonna become a rodeo clown."
Her friend shook her head. “And it’s not a penis, it’s a pizzle.”
“I prefer the term purple-helmeted warrior of love.”  

Did you enjoy that? I hope so! Human Touch is but one of the wonderfully creative (and dirty) stories featured in the soon-to-be-released Passionate Exhibitions anthology from Turquoise Morning Press. Look for this one in early October! And stay tuned for more deets!

Also, also! If you'd like a chance to win a free e-copy of my debut release, Blind Faith, you better hurry! Today's the last day to enter my super-fun contest! Clicky the linky!

Thanks for coming! Hope to see you soon! Buh-bye! :)


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  1. I agree, you are very entertaining! In fact, if you would add miming to your repertoire you'd be like the most entertaining person ever!

    Thanks for another sizzling supply of Sunday sentences!

    1. Oh, shucks! Consider it done! :D

      Thank you so much for stopping by, my dear!

  2. I have never heard the term pizzle before. Thanks for the funny six, lol.

    1. My pleasure! I like for my stories to be hot AND educational. ;) Thanks for commenting, Lanise!